Mari Berteka-teki

1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk

2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai

3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais

4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki

5) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilik

6) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol

7) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?

8) Kangkang peluk, kangkag peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah

9) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?

10) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?

Sape rase hebat sngt berteka-teki boley try jwb. jwpn akan disiarkan pd hari ahad ok. selamat mencuba!

p/s: dh lame xmaen teka-teki. saje je bosan2. best jugak ape!

Three..

Never believe in 3 people:
Sagittarius,Aries,Pisces
They are the Most Selfish n Mean.

Never lose 3 people:
Taurus,Cancer,Capricorn
They are the Most Sincere n True Lovers.

Never share with 3 people:
Virgo, Libra, Scorpio
They can never Keep Secrets n Cheat People.

Never reject 3 people:
Leo, Gemini, Aquarius
They are True, Honest Friends and Never Think Bad for any one.

Which one is yours?

p/s : just suka-suki ok. tp mcm ade yg betul. maybe yg betol tu kebetulan je kot. mcm ade dua version pon ye jgk. hmm..